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 November 18, 2003, 3:46 p.m. quotes ♪: "i hate it when people quote themselves." ~me ***MY MOTTOS*** "all you need is love." "dance the dance you get." ***BEST QUOTE EVER*** "everything i need to know in life, i learned in dance class . . . less is more. you have to go down to come up. put the support in place before you need it. it's good to have choices. move from the center and the feet will follow. life is in the transitions. let go of your ego. sometimes the body knows before the mind. stay connected moment by moment. it takes as long as it takes. and always remember: dance the dance you get." ~DON'T TAKE IT!!! it's by some local people i know. "wait, hold on, i didn't lose my virginity to a guy in home grown, it was the music in the background. i just wanted to clarify that so i don't get misquoted. sorry, say that last question again?" ~nick wheeler "this is where i got kicked out of photography class, in this room right here..i got kicked out of this class too, computer science..dude! we gotta go to the band room! i got kicked out of band, too.." ~nick wheeler "i'm gonna beat your house!" ~zack "hey! don't make fun of my girl! at least my name isn't bubbles!" ~zack, in our soap opera. actually, alicia wrote that.. "excuse me while i go get a large, heavy, blunt object to kill you with. don't worry, i'll be back in a minute!" ~leah "sometimes i'm grossed out by my own spit. is that bad?" ~me "and harry dick is coming down the field...he's ready to score a touchdown! oh, right in between the posts! reminds me of the days when i was a pro..." ~me, pretending to be an announcer "i'm so sexy when i eat a banana!" ~me as adam, sarcastically "you're just like 'wow!' when the toast pops up." ~gavin rossdale "if you go and pat your friend on the back to say hello, he might fall over and break his kneecaps on the hard floor and hit his head on the table and crack it open!" ~mr h, my tech ed teacher "squirrels are dee-licious!" ~mr c, my band director "i'm a squirrel, and squirrels are built for climbin'!" ~sandy from spongebob (haha don't ask) "yes, but, WHY is the rum gone?!" ~captain jack sparrow aka johnny depp "you got serious thrill issues, dude." ~crush, finding nemo "gay, good. gray, bad! *throws clothes off the railing* don't mind me!" ~carson kressley, queer eye for the straight guy "yeah, if you ring it it does pop up much easier.." ~carson, queer eye "they're a bit like a cheap hotel: no ball room." ~carson on tight jeans "there used to be a way to stick it to the man, and that way was called rock and roll. but then, the man ruined that with a little thing called MTV!" ~school of rock "'he sounds exactly like moody,' said harry quietly, tucking the letter away again inside his robes. ''constant vigilance!' you'd think i walk around with my eyes shut, banging off the walls....'" ~harry potter "wow, i wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" ~harry potter (oh how i love sarcasm. this boy is my soulmate. haha, jk) "aww..that is SO sweet..in a really twisted, self-destructive stalker sort of way." ~courtney gripling, as told by ginger "the biggest ass in hollywood? j-lo's got that. his name's ben affleck." ~some guy on vh1 "it's not a song! it's an x-rated nursery rhyme that objectifies women!" ~the lady on the method and red commercial "she used to be 'kitty crazy kyle anne', but then she wanted to be called 'horse crazy kyle anne.' horses and cats are pretty much the same, anyway, except for that whole... hoof thing." ~jon r "i now own not only a studfinder but a power drill. i have been considering carving my name into the side of it but i figure that will only lead to other things like power saw's and harley davidson's and lord knows i'm not ready for all that. i am easing into man-hood. so anyway's with my black and decker power drill and the help of the green stud finder i mounted my television to my wall, i did all of this, well, the mounting part, without the company of a shirt further proving my awesome manliness to all of the world...or something like that." ~adam lazzara "i am off to conquer the first season of king of queens and whisper sweet nothing's into my roomate's ear while he is trying to get work done..." ~a.l. "santa is real. really real... he didn't ask us what we wanted but we didnt want to bother him with it anyway, the man probably has alot on his mind this time of year. and get this, he was at the mall...yeah, the mall. in long island none the less, could you imagine that commute. the north pole to new york, everyday..jeez. santa is a trooper." ~a.l. "I just bust out in song randomly." ~a.l. "now i dont know how many of you have ever sang at eight in the morning let alone function but the thought of doing this to me is the equivalent of ramming a small poodles left paw through not one but both of my eyes...that's right, a poodle..." ~a.l. "i woke up this morning very confused and cranky as usual, i thought i was on a plane but as it turns out it was just missouri, go figure..." ~a.l. "candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." ~willy wonka "we are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams." ~willy wonka "this is a rumor-filled society and if people want to sit around and talk about whom i've dated, then i'd say they have a lot of spare time and should consider other topics... or masturbation." ~johnny depp "a word of advice when buying the matching velour pantsuit: STOP." ~carson kressley "the good news is, i named my nickel phillip." "what's the bad news?" "it's a GIRL nickel!" ~cosmo and timmy, the fairly odd parents "screws fall out all the time. the world is an imperfect place." ~bender, the breakfast club "how come andrew gets to get up? if he gets up, we'll all get up, IT'LL BE ANARCHY!" ~bender, the breakfast club " Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out, is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club." ~um, duh, the breakfast club danny ocean: does he make you laugh? tess ocean: he doesn't make me cry. ~ocean's eleven "your participle is dangling." ~leah "nothing can hurt me... 'cept a brick." ~isaiah, my 5-year-old cousin -jon takes a sip of mountain dew- dan: mountain dew lowers your sperm count. me: good thing i don't drink it... oh, wait. jon: caitlin is in love with you and me, dan. me: yeah, and half the yellow group. they all hang on you like -does imitation-"oh my god, dan, you're such a guitar god!" jon: we need a muzzle. me: i'll get one, cuz i need to go out and get a cuddle cup anyway. dan: WHAT?! me: a cuddle cup... you know, it holds small furry animals. sarah: annie, that sounded wrong. me: no, really! (by this time everyone is laughing hysterically) leah, you tell them, you have one! (everyone laughs harder) jon: you're weird, annie. -we stare at each other- me: noodle. -jon cracks up- ***CHADISMS*** this is a guy i used to be obsessed with. he's quite odd. he said all these things at random times... "i'm a fruit punch kinda guy!" "my name is chad." (randomly, halfway through the school year...) "people call me chad." "i am a ghetto gangster cowboy!" "bye miss t! i love you! haha, j.k." (he actually said 'j.k.', not 'just kidding'! lmao!) "meet carlos!" ::holds up shadow puppet:: "can we watch el dorado again? i wrote all the songs in that movie. i sang them, too." "hey miss t! guess what? i have an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka-dot bikini, and i wore it for the first time . . . yesterday." "my band, my band, my band . . . " *Things Something Corporate Members Would Never Say* these were taken from here; they're funny as hell if you know the band! "Get out of my hizouse, bizouch!" -Andrew "I wish I were a lunchlady." -Brian "Clutch: I am your pretty, pretty punk rock princess! Will you be my garage band king?; Andrew: Get the hell away from me, bro!" "Girl, you shine." -Clutch "Andrew: I get very possessive over my piano...if anyone talks about it behind my back, I smash their head on it; Clutch: Piano, piano, piano, piano, piano, piano!!!; Andrew: SHUT IT BITCH!; Brian: Dude you better run before he tags yo sorry ass! For rizzeal!" "They always call him the 'ladies man,' cuz he’s so hot...but one of these days I’m gonna tell all those teenage girls about William’s salmon obsession...they won’t think he’s hot then...muaha...muahaha...muahahahahahahahahaha!!" -Andrew "Did you know that I am the only one in the band who people forget about? Fans go around screaming 'I love Something Corporate!' And their stupid, ignorant, Spice Girl lovin friends go 'who are they?' And they go 'Ohhhh, just four hot guys from Dana Point California who really know how to rock!' WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE 5TH MEMBER? HUH? HUH? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO JOOOOOOOSH!!?" -Josh "Andrew: You’ll never scream so loud, as I wanna scream with you.; Josh: Will you be my punk rock princess?; Clutch: I can be your garage band king!!; Will: Damnitt, where’s my salmon?" |